Working Theory for Gary Thomas Bolton, Wigan England

[Sandyman]

Hey @Scrotnig - I have a new theory about Gary Thomas Bolton, from Wigan England, and his obsession with you and how he's always calling you out and trying to get you to respond to him and such.

 

I think he has a secret old-age man crush on you. Think about it. He was married, the wife left him for another man. He posts on public forums and shows his homophobic rants and rages, he calls gay people really really horrible names and makes nasty remarks to some of the other gay members from here and on scrotnig.com.

 

I think secretly he is gay but he tries to fight it and doesn't like the fact that he has an old-man crush on you. He's upset that he has these thoughts in his mind and has a hard time dealing with them. When they get out of control, that's when we start to see the multiple personalities come out from Gary Thomas Bolton.

 

He works himself up to a major rage over all this, finally shuts down the forums, most likely goes and rubs one out to your LinkedIn profile, and the nasty cycle starts all over again.

 

Thoughts?

[Sandyman]

As an example:

 

An Invitation to Gary Bolton - egosoft.com

[Sandyman]

He's lost it Jim!

 

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[Sandyman]

Stop it Gary, it'll be gone by tomorrow at the latest, who you kidding!

 

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[SneakyDave]

Game over. Gary The Goon won. Completely PAWNED scrotnig. He never saw it coming.

[Sandyman]

Game over. Gary The Goon won. Completely PAWNED scrotnig. He never saw it coming.

I feel left out! I want my own 10 page thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scrotnig]

Game over. Gary The Goon won. Completely PAWNED scrotnig. He never saw it coming.

Indeed, my PAWNAGE is huge.

 

I plan to remove everything from my site in a massive rage wipe, then close it down. A few days later I will reopen it but running on MyBB. Or something.