Gary's Gobbledegook

[Scrotnig]

Some of Gary's sentences are really quite incomprehensible, but funny as well.

 

I used to have some in my sig:

 

 

"Stop keep bringing up other peoples families into things all the time (first) like a typical Polack who knows nothing else, but do shit like that trying to annoy people."

 

"Far more involved too with the Dashboard to being all latest stuff on it people land on."

 

"Been done so you can't register with this forum using your real IP and proxy IP doing it spotted all get refused."

 

Here, however, is a new one he posted in Paul's shoutbox today:

 

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Er, wot?

[Scrotnig]

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Eh?

[SneakyDave]

It's like he's talking in reverse, a reverse neanderthal language

[Scrotnig]

It's like he's talking in reverse, a reverse neanderthal language

From seeing this over the years, I think he puts a sentence together that's sort of correct but then realises he needs to clarify something about it, but isn't able to reformat the sentence and so just tacks it on the end.

 

So in this case he types this:

 

Not seen any new shoutbox released on XenForo today

 

Then he realises that by itself that's not enough, as why would anyone be expecting such a release? So he feels he needs to add in the fact that someone had said there might be a release today, but he can't reformat the sentence, so he just tacks it on the end.

 

Hence this is the result:

 

Not seen any new shoutbox released on XenForo today you mentioned might come

 

That's my theory anyhow, because most of his gobbledegook follows a similar pattern.

[SneakyDave]

Typically, for Gary speak, that sentence would end in a question mark, when one isn't necessary.

 

Maybe he's learning about punctuation, or somebody hacked his account?

 

Dunno?

[Kent.S]

Some of Gary's sentences are really quite incomprehensible, but funny as well.

 

I used to have some in my sig:

 

 

"Stop keep bringing up other peoples families into things all the time (first) like a typical Polack who knows nothing else, but do shit like that trying to annoy people."

 

"Far more involved too with the Dashboard to being all latest stuff on it people land on."

 

"Been done so you can't register with this forum using your real IP and proxy IP doing it spotted all get refused."

 

Here, however, is a new one he posted in Paul's shoutbox today:

 

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Er, wot?

 

Sure seems to me you enjoy seeing Gary miserable. He is trying to be civil on Paul's site, yet you insist on poking him there and here. Let the guy have some real interactions with real people for once.

 

Is it your intention to get him banned or restricted on Paul's site? Or do you feel it is your duty to follow him around and point out every shortcoming he has?

[Sandyman]

[uSER=219]@Sandman RSS Feed[/uSER] funny, Gary called you a sock account for months when you were picking on him. All of a sudden you take the high road and he's your best friend.

[Sandyman]

Sure seems to me you enjoy seeing Gary miserable. He is trying to be civil on Paul's site, yet you insist on poking him there and here. Let the guy have some real interactions with real people for once.

 

Is it your intention to get him banned or restricted on Paul's site? Or do you feel it is your duty to follow him around and point out every shortcoming he has?

Mark and Gary have a long long history...just last week Gary was calling mark fat, lazy, mentally depressed, and making fun of some personal shit he's going through in his life.

 

While I stopped picking on Gary for obvious reasons, the attacks Gary has put forth to Mark David and Paul, including their wives and kids, I can understand why they continue to attack Gary.

 

The leaves are already turning colors and crumbling if you haven't noticed.

[Sandyman]

Gary since I stopped attacking you, doesn't that mean I'm no longer a sock account and we can be friends??? Edited October 9, 2017 by Sandyman

[Sandyman]

Gary I haven't stopped posting on bash...I just stopped attacking you on bash. Plus my name was changed for a couple of weeks to mess with Tool.

 

Keep up man!

[Sandyman]

Good to know Mark.B is Sandyman now then. The dumb fuck should know better than jump on that account and rate your post Dumb. Talk about giving himself away... when Sandyman hasn't even posted on Bash for ages.

 

Wait, last month you were certain I was Paul...I'm confused.

[SneakyDave]

Gary wasn't on Paul's site 10 minutes before doing the things Gary does, and scrotnig wasn't even around to see Gary's antics

 

If Gary was serious about turning over a new leaf, he'd sit down on the futon, shut his trap, and play the part.

[Ruby]

When Gary is cool and can carry on a pretty good conversation but then he just goes ape all of a sudden.

[SneakyDave]

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[Sandyman]

Gary wasn't on Paul's site 10 minutes before doing the things Gary does, and scrotnig wasn't even around to see Gary's antics

 

If Gary was serious about turning over a new leaf, he'd sit down on the futon, shut his trap, and play the part.

And then he tries to play the victim, just like he attacked you this morning.

 

GTB • Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:20 pm

SneakyDave: Off to work for me. Happy Monday!

Hahahahahahahahaha! School gates must has opened to let kids in.

[Scrotnig]

Gry still doesn't understand that I don't "sit on his forum". His shoutbox auto-refreshes every ten seconds (or whatever) so if I leave the tab open on his index page it will show me as active - all day if I leave it there.

 

As I've said before, Gary doesn't really understand how the internet works.

[Scrotnig]

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Eh?

[13511]

Yeah, Gary's command of the written word in English leaves a little to be desired...

But on a side note... what's the bitching about? If you got old coins, go to the bank and exchange them... and if getting them in the store currently as change take them to the service counter and refuse to accept them and demand they exchange for the new one - albeit they ARE still valid money for use in purchases/exchanges. Apparently the banks will still exchange them after the cut-off date.

Why should a store be expected to perform the actions of a bank when it's the banking/government structure that has control of the monetary exchange.

[Scrotnig]

Yeah, Gary's command of the written word in English leaves a little to be desired...

But on a side note... what's the bitching about? If you got old coins, go to the bank and exchange them... and if getting them in the store currently as change take them to the service counter and refuse to accept them and demand they exchange for the new one - albeit they ARE still valid money for use in purchases/exchanges. Apparently the banks will still exchange them after the cut-off date.

Why should a store be expected to perform the actions of a bank when it's the banking/government structure that has control of the monetary exchange.

It's a fuss over nothing.

 

Old pound coins will be accepted by most banks for a long time to come.

Same situation with the £5 note (which we changed last year) and the £10 note (which e have just changed last month). The new notes are plastic.

[13511]

It's a fuss over nothing.

Hell, they've redone the US currency several times... what happens is as it processes through the bank it is set aside and sent to the FDIC and new bills issued in return for it. No "special" needs to go through... spend it as normal and the bank processes it and exchanges it for new currency.

Sounds like folks bitching just to be bitching.

[Digital Phoenix]

Not sure about the mainland, but here the banks have said they won't exchange after the due date.