Help improve Gary's POF profile

[Paul]

After yesterday's (October 29th, 2016)

epic rage it has become obvious that Gary Thomas Bolton of Wigan, UK desperately needs to get laid, so lets help him by improving his Plenty Of Fish profile.

 

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For starters, Intent should be changed from "mrgtb anything" to something like "Friendship and relationship", women will see "anything" and assume that Gary is up for having sex with monkeys. Next, the profile photo that looks like it was taken in mental asylum needs to be changed. Gary needs to wait for a nice sunny day and have someone take his picture while he is standing next to a sports car (of course the car wouldn't be his but no one needs to know that). Gary needs to have his mouth closed and be looking at the camera when the new photo is taken. Marital Status should be change to "Divorced", it's been about 10 years since Gary's wife left him and he shouldn't still be just "Separated".

 

That's all I have for now, I'm busy doing other things at the moment. I'll add more when I can, hopefully others will try to get Gary laid too, the poor bloke really needs it.

[Sandyman]

I agree with you @Paul.

 

Gary Thomas Bolton of Wigan, UK should do the following:

 

1. Replace the picture, the current one of him in the mental ward isn't very good, especially with it showing the door clearly locking from the outside.

 

2. Replace the headphones, he's 52 years old, should look more professional. Keep the mouth closed for your next picture, don't show any future guys/girls you are a mouth breather.

 

3. Get rid of the teenager haircut, something a bit more professional, something that fits better for a man of his age.

 

4. Get rid of the Target shirt, and take a picture in a button down or something appropriate for his age.

 

5. Change I am seeking to both Woman and Men, will open up his opportunities quite a bit more, male guys aren't as picky as females, he'll have better luck.

 

6. Remove the part about being unemployed and say you are searching for your next career opportunity, no female wants to be involved with a free loader, hence why I posted #5 above, a lot of men won't care you don't have a job.

 

7. Don't talk about you driving a beater car, won't help with the females, but see #5 above.

 

8. Make sure you state you have to have a morning or afternoon date, because you need to check back into the mental ward by 9pm.

Edited October 30, 2016 by Sandyman

[SneakyDave]

Remove the references to bring unemployed and having no money. A man or woman may fall in love with you without those things.

[Paul]

I can't stop laughing at that stupid profile picture :joy: . The door is strategically placed to hide dumdum's arm while he's holding up his 20 year-old 3 pixel camera.

[SneakyDave]

Gary ain't a terrible lookin' dude, if that's a recent picture, although it's seems like a strange shot to use for a profile. I'd suggest taking a new pic, smile a little bit, and maybe take a selfie, if you're looking for a younger mate.

 

HTH

[Paul]

Gary ain't a terrible lookin' dude, if that's a recent picture, although it's seems like a strange shot to use for a profile.

Gary wouldn't have a problem finding someone, if he wasn't such a whack job. The open mouth, looking away, the door and the floating camera probably scare away most normal women... long before they read his horrible profile.

[SneakyDave]

Let'a analyze that pic. What's the brown ball on the top right?

Is he intentionally hiding his arm behind the door? Because it looks like his left arm is naturally on his left side, not holding a camera.

Is that a real camera next to the door, or is it something in the background?

Does he have ear buds on? If so, why, when he's got those sweet smelling gold flake speakers?

[Paul]

This made my day :). The number one search result...

 

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[Ruby]

That is a train wreck of a profile. I spit my coffee out reading it.

[Ruby]

He needs this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gt4StirOzc

View: https://youtu.be/7gt4StirOzc

[Ruby]

Gary from a woman's perspective you profile tells women to run. As others have said use a better pic for your profile the one you have looks like you are in a dungeon where you keep your victims think more along the lines of what other people have said a picture of you doing your favorite activity sitting in front of your computer doesn't count. Close your mouth maybe smile unless you have fucked up teeth then please keep your mouth shut. Wear clean clothes take a bath get a decent hair cut and not from a blind barber either. Don't put unemployed or working three hours a day just say you work and leave it at that. When money allowes that just says poor take that off there are free activities you can do no excuse. Don't mention you have a car at all who cares and don't say it's a piece of shit that's a big time turn off and so is the word bimbo. Hell do you want me to write this for you?

 

Hi I'm Gary I am ---- years old. I'm a bit of a move buff my favorite movies are ------ I'm a bit shy when I first meet new people but I quickly snap out of it. I have children that are grown up and I'm looking to start the next chapter of my life. Some of my favorite activities are ------- .

 

There is a good start for you don't say anything creepy you need to talk yourself up and don't be creepy on a date.

[Ruby]

Looks like Gary is getting a visitor.

[Sandyman]

Omg this was such a funny thread!