VEGANS!

[SneakyDave]

At first, I could tolerate them, they weren't harming me by any stretch of the imagination. "More meat for me" I said "Bacon is good" I said.

 

Now, it seems they've hit the nerve that I can not stand being hit. Weird Al Yankovic.

 

I was watching a video of Weird Al Talking about some of the songs he parodies, and he said that he REALLY wanted to parody Wings' "Live and Let Die", calling it "Chicken Pot Pie". It sounded like pure genius to me.

 

Anyway, Weird Al went around to get the required signatures to bring this masterpiece to life, and it was turned down by none other than Sir Paul McCartney, who said that "as a vegan", he wouldn't allow Weird Al to parody one of his songs "condoning the consumption of animal flesh", or some bullshit like that.

 

So I realized I needed to start a bash thread about vegans, everything they stand for, and the lies that they spread.

 

[Paul]

LOL. I'm a vegetarian and I'm all for people being able to hunt and eat whatever they want.

 

Being a vegan is like belonging to a religious cult for a lot of people.

[SneakyDave]

Your member privileges have been REVOKED!

[Paul]

lol... but I still eat eggs and cheese.

[SneakyDave]

Oh, so there's a different name for that, isn't there. "Pure" vegans are no animal products, right?

 

What about seafood, do you eat that crap?

[Paul]

Vegans only eat veggies, they wont eat anything that comes from an animal of insect (honey and red food coloring). There are some vegans who only eat raw vegetables. Like I said, being a vegan is more like belonging to a cult than anything else.

 

I wont eat beef, poultry or fish. I also wont consume soft drinks or a lot of other processed foods. I worked for a slaughter house and one of the nations largest poultry farms when I was younger; if I ever start eating meat again, I wont buy it from my local grocery chain store.

[SneakyDave]

Are you a vegetarian by health choices then, or because you don't like the processing/abuse of animals?

[Paul]

Are you a vegetarian by health choices then, or because you don't like the processing/abuse of animals?

Health choices first, and ethics second.