fixer Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 We have all done it , spammed other site to get members, sometimes sneaky sometimes not, after a week of spamming social networks about my site, i came across a new victim that had low traffic that i really didn't care if i got banned or not... thats a powerful feeling, sort of how i feel here so far. So anyway i said screw it and spammed all related groups with the following message.... ________________________________ www.mymilitia.com - the ultimate militia resource Presents…. How To Spam - The Complete Spamming Guide Written By: A Professional Spammer with 15 years experience Step One: always start with a link, and have a step one. (Clear the waters) I am not a robot, No….. No….. you see… I am a Man a cold blooded ,god fearing, gun toting, hot chick banging, hard working, tax paying, constitutionalist who is pissed off and who has a plan… In order for this plan to come true, I require the enlistment of a plethora of like minded individuals who are not currently on a hell bent quest for world domination of their own. To do this I must become a member of and join social networks , for you know… Social Networking. That’s what I'm doing here. So here we go lets just get this over as quick and painless as possible, like pulling off a superman band-aid. You sit there and be quite and read all these words and be a better more aware person because of it . Mister or Misses. Ready GO! 1. Make a List 2. Like this 3. TOUCHDOWN! Not sure why but It just seems more professional like. People hate misspellings , so don't even try to use the words “Your” or “You’re” careful with There/Their as well… because (omitted) is a pretty damn good chance (omitted) going to screw it up and look like a complete idiot. dangerous waters. dangerous indeed. ah hell too much work screw it. a. Use an obviously spamming avatar and user name something simple - *check b. Regardless how hard you try there will be errors and the grammar natzis will be sinking threes on you from half court so just relax and let things flow. Make sports references because just about everyone likes sports. you know you wondered about #3 above Drop some keywords or tags like so - Outdoors, Camping, Militia, Homesteading, Prepping, Tactical, Survival, Firearms, Ammunition, 2nd Amendment, Oath Keepers, III%ers, Three Percenters, Self-Reliance, Guns, Ammo, Food Preservation, Herbal, Off the Grid, Watchmen, Patriot, USA, Group, Unit, Regiment, To Arms, Pride, Constitution, Disaster, Preparedness, Community, Lightfoot, America, Bushcraft, Bush Crafter, Prepper, Small Unit Tactics, Coms, Minute Men, Patriotism, Movement, Modern, Well-Regulated, Amendments, Bill of rights, Constitutional, Gadsden, iii%, Volunteer, Liberty, We the people, Conservative, Constitutionalist, Sheep Dog Oh yeah suck up all that ‘MERICA , never seen so much in such a small space…….. It’s beautiful ….. Like a pile of perfectly cooked bacon. Wait maybe bacon should be a keyword, well it is too late now we are going to have to live with it. You know like liberals with their parents. (post a remote file link) here is our MANIFESTO http://www.mymilitia.com/vault/mymilitia.pdf Post a link to an article about your site, like this… http://www.mymilitia.com/threads/my-militia-and-the-evolution-of-the-modern-militia.17466/ Try not to ask questions and think their going to get a response that wont blacken your heart when you read it. Chances are you just pissed off a whole lot of people for making them read, or maybe not. Have you noticed in all this that I have not asked you not even one single question? Opps Dang it!! (Be Serious) Look let me be serious here for a second we have a big problem here in the USA and it’s getting worst, as Liberals are threatening our way of life by pushing their anti-constitution and anti-christian agendas. We cannot just let everything slip away and we must be prepared for the worst. "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" we have all heard it, you know what it means? let me tell you, it means lets set the USA back about 50 years , and you know what? Im PERFECTLY Im ok with that , I don't want my grandchildren on my knee asking me why we let it happen. If you are OK with that then thanks for your time this message is not for you. Now if you want to do something about it then you need to Join our website now and connect with others to learn self-preservation and how to defend your community , your self and your family. The modern constitutional militia movement has evolved and matured, from a mysterious community on the fringes of society and on the brink of disruption, into a viable source of survival, self- reliance and tactical training for thousands the like-minded and sincere patriots. Look I admin over 50 groups on facebook, some are oath keepers some are three percenters , watchmen, minutemen, sheepdogs, patriots, defense force, liberty guards....when the crap hits the fan we are all ONE standing shoulder to shoulder defending this great nation. WE ARE THE UNORGANIZED CONSTITUTIONAL MILITIA OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Call your self what ever you want but if you are willing to protect yourself and your family , friends, community against all enemies foreign and domestic ...Just face it, you are the militia. We are at the forefront of this movement and we welcome you to join in and be a part of it. It’s not like is all heavy training and blowing stuff up all the time, heck we get together and have canning parties for christ sake. (Get Tuff) and if you don't like that you can kiss our ass. (Get Desperate) PRETTY PLEASE COME JOIN OUR SITE AND GROW YOUR UNIT. thats what she said you still reading? (Now For The Big Finish) Sometimes links wont parse so you have to post full URL like this - http://www.mymilitia.com because people are too lazy to copy and paste the url into their browsers. Post a startling TRUE statement thats going to really get someones attention without coming across like a tin foil hat wearer to get people to think for a second... Funny how this sort of anti-facebook social network allows Facebook Connect to sign in which requires cross platform Facebook cookies to work…I am not hating we do the same on our site , faceboook is just to well implemented into everything we do nowadays to ignore it…. but you know whats really funny? … Facebook is censoring Gun District in a way you don't even knew existed , you see when i try to visit with safari, the site works for 2 pages then i get this error on all pages for 24 hours... Fatal error: Call to undefined method Seaocore_Api_Facebook_Api::getApi() in /home/gundi196/public_html/application/modules/Facebooksefeed/Controller/Action/Helper/AddFeed.php on line 61 no doubt its Facebook exerting themselves.. As was pointed out on Fox News the other night they are censoring conservatives and promoting liberals . and they got busted ! I have to use sea monkey browser to even post this which is so 1990’s, there was internet in the 90’s right. (in closing) USE ALL CAPS TO MAKE IT SEEM REALLY IMPORTANT BUT BEWARE SOME PEOPLE SEE USING ALL CAPS AS THE SAME THING AS YOU INSULTING THEIR MOTHER try not to f’in cuss you heathen (plug your group) JOIN OUR GUN DISTRICT GROUP https://gundistrict.com/group/mymilitia always end with a link FREEDOM ISN'T FREE BUT ITS WORTH FIGHTING FOR, INVEST IN LEAD Good Day BROTHERS AND SISTERS, ME Hope it fits in the character limit www.mymilitia.com - the ultimate militia resource Quote Goodbye Cruel World
Sheldon Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 Holy mother of death. Long long long long long post.... Quote
fixer Posted May 9, 2016 Author Posted May 9, 2016 Good thing I'm a valued member here or you may not read it Quote Goodbye Cruel World
13511 Posted May 9, 2016 Posted May 9, 2016 Good thing I'm a valued member here or you may not read it Was there something to read? Quote
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