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Playing off a meme What things can you trust more than TAZ security? Starting the list: 1. Unprotected sex with Miley Cyrus 2. Breast milk from Bruce Jenner 3. A drink from Bill Cosby 4. Bill Clinton with an intern 5. ?

So, which of the candidates do you think actually believes the stuff that spews out of their mouths? This may or may not particularly be your favorite candidate, but here is my list, and my reasonings behind my choice. 1) Bernie Sanders. This guy is probably a certified nut job, but I actually think he follows and believes his own preaching. It seems he's always against big business, war, and has always tried to favor the disadvantaged and poor. 2) Donald Trump. I don't think Trump is particularly honest, but I think he can use some of his business acumen to "get the deal done", and I actually think he believes what he says. He doesn't have to answer to anybody, nor take their money, which obviously helps in that respect. 3) Ted Cruz. Ted just seems like a smarmy, Bill Clinton on the right, type to me. I can't believe anything that comes out of his mouth when he panders to practically everybody but the Mexicans. 4) Hillary Clinton. I put HRC and Ted probably about on the same level of honesty, meaning, they'd say anything to get somebody's vote. 5) John Kasich. I put Kasich at the bottom because I think he's got something sneaky, or possibly nefarious, going on with the RNC at the upcoming conventions, especially if a majority of delegate votes aren't assigned to one individual. Just a feeling I have. He's probably just a patsy in whatever the committee has in store, but still, it doesn't sit well with me.