This is not meant to troll the poor chap, but to provide my favorite internet character some positive feedback.
Gary, I don't know how you do it. I don't laugh online very often, but some of your posts can really make me spit water and the occasional energy drink out of my nose, and thanks for that. You could have a youtube channel of your rants and reviews, and make a fortune. I am serious, thank you for the endorphin rush.
In addition, I think you really care about your phpBB edits and would love to share them with others that have the same questions.