Let it be known, I still like Ozzy!
He may have trolled us expertly, he may have called us names under a sock account on Gary's site. That is the worst he's done right? So what if he can't really be trusted.
Here's the thing. I feel bad for Ozzy, getting thrown under the bus by Gary, and then blindsided by Dr. Rosenzweig after praising at his feet, kissing his ring, and even SHUTTING DOWN HIS OWN SITE TO MOVE SOME HIS MODS TO TAZ.
He has no where to go, he needs us!
Also, nobody can impersonate Gary as well as Ozzy, nobody. That talent cannot go to waste with Ozzy sitting wherever he sits staring at whatever screen he stares at.
Finally, Ozzy needs a new, welcoming, safe space he can turn to. Otherwise, depending on how weak-willed he is, he will go sobbing back to TheAdminZone.com and Howard faster than you can say "Gemma's sock drawer". We've seen this happen time and time again with Lisa, Machine Gun Martyr, Paul.M, and others, MULTIPLE TIMES. We cannot let this happen to our Ozzy, as much as we may hate to admit it. Even Ozzy being Gary's only member, moderator, and BFF is better than the house of horrors The Sandman will put him through to be a TAZ staff member again.
Ozzy didn't put me up to any of this. I haven't had any conversations with him. Maybe he doesn't want to come back. Maybe he hates us all, or maybe he's ashamed. Dunno?
So who's with me? Who wants to have the Diary of a Madman back?