BINGO! I've been saying this for years...poor guy is a lonely old man and spends his days online "bragging" about his life and then name calling when people don't give a shit. It happens here, it happens on PedoZone, and it happens on XF.
Remember the Gary comments? I was the toughest lad in high school...all the girls flocked to me....etc etc etc. Exactly the same attitude, except One-Up LIKES to USE caps FOR SOME reason, and thinks it MAKES his POST taken more SERIOUSLY.
You're from TEXAS...ALL hat and NO CATTLE is fitting, AKA braggart.