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  1. 13511

    Hey Gary

    Now if we could just get ChickenSnatches to post more so we could have fun with it.
  2. 13511

    Hey Gary

    Better than being foreskinned I guess.
  3. 13511

    Hey Gary

    I really feel sorry for him.. I guess I need to take it easy on him for a while and start messing with chickenscratches.
  4. I was looking at one in butterscotch blonde (basically the color of the first ones) and when accidentally clicked on the red while the wife was in the room she immediately told me that was the one I was getting. Being the dutiful husband, I simply said "Yes dear". ;) She did tell me that I was guitar'd out for a while. The cheaper Telecaster I was trying to order and that the business site dropped me as the purchase was being submitted (and then never showed the order) just emailed me that I also have another Gibson Telecaster waiting on me to pick it up at the local Guitar Center. [ATTACH=full]1462._xfImport[/ATTACH] Now I'm debating whether to keep this one also or just simply cancel the order. Told her this could be my "knock around" Tele along with the MiM Strat I have inbound.
  5. [ATTACH=full]1461._xfImport[/ATTACH] Drooling over this and waiting with baited breath until 08/02 gets here.
  6. Yeah, apparently he didn't have the patience to let his "auto-prune" come into play. Guess he got tired of being made to look the fool (again). [ATTACH=full]1460._xfImport[/ATTACH]
  7. 13511

    Hey Gary

    Yeah, my son is something like 6'4" or so. And that "fat boy" that Gary was talking about is around 6'2".
  8. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1452._xfImport[/ATTACH] And I wasn't to far out of the ball-park on my guess. So, now the question is - why haven't you updated your photo there to be "truth in packaging" instead of trying to be a shyster? I'm pretty sure if you hit up a female on the site (or she hit you up) and her profile photo looked like this (on left) and the actual person was the one on the right [ATTACH=full]1453._xfImport[/ATTACH] You'd be screaming bloody murder about what a <___file in the blank here____> she was.
  9. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1450._xfImport[/ATTACH] Here, let me reply to your edit... Oh wow... you exceed me in something finally. But if you'd take those 70's disco shoes off when measuring your height then it would be less. [ATTACH=full]1451._xfImport[/ATTACH]
  10. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1449._xfImport[/ATTACH] Pretty sure that photo is the one I'm referring to being at least 15-18 years old. And I know PLENTY of "slim build" people that became "large build" people in their 50's... especially those that maintained a high junk food intake habit (which KFC Zingers are). And to add to your argument (to disprove either your statement that I'm overweight or the one that you are STILL a naturally slim build) from the age of 18-36 I weighed in at a maximum of 148lbs. I still had blue jeans that I was wearing at 36 that I had when I graduated high school (they were work pants). And I tend to eat healthy and avoid junk foods like the plague and even at that I picked up weight. I do mainly home cooked meals (I do the cooking because #1, I enjoy it and #2, I'm good at it). And sorry Gary, it's you that always brings up about weight... just follow this thread and the screenshots... the first mention of a "belly" came from you. I've found that people that tend to make fun of people on the internet about their weight invariably have a weight issue themselves and do it to make themselves feel better.
  11. 13511

    Hey Gary

    Oh, he's to cowardly to do it. At the most he'll try to find an image from out on the internet. That's like the one on his dating profile is probably from about 15-18 years ago and nowhere near what he looks like now. It's referred to as selling a pig in a poke. BTW Gary, I though you stated you were ceasing to carry on a conversation across two sites with me? I do remember commenting that you would not be able to stop yourself.
  12. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1448._xfImport[/ATTACH] Seriously Gary.. do you have that hard of a time comprehending the English language as it is written? Please re-read the post you pulled the quote out of slowly and see if your comprehension skills improve any. Those black powder shooting videos involve the same two people as were riding the trikes.
  13. 13511

    Hey Gary

    Oh goodness... just checked.... since I'm 5'10" and I weigh 184 lbs, I guess I am overweight... by a whole 1 pound outside my height ideal parameters. If you use the Hamwi formula then I'm 11 outside the maximal parameter. Now Gary, the challenge to you is post a photo of yourself and give YOUR weight and height.
  14. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1447._xfImport[/ATTACH] If you are referring to the person in a blue shirt in my YouTube channel... incorrect. That is a friend of my son (who is in the black shirt in the other videos). Lots of difference between the 26'ish that they are and the 50'ish that I would have been... but of course that's par for the course for you not being able to understand what you see. If you listen in on the one where he's shooting the pistol (the guy in the blue shirt) you will hear me telling him where the impact points were. He's the same guy that you made the smart ass comment about the trikes being "police cars". But apparently your memory is so shoddy you can't even remember who you insult in the past. Hell, the lights on those trikes cost enough to keep you in Zingers for at least a week at the prodigious rate you apparently eat them. And if a stomach that is in line with the chest is overweight (when sitting) then god you must be ginormous.
  15. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1446._xfImport[/ATTACH] Gary, you could at least make an attempt to do original insults. Not to mention your lack of factuality in your statement shows your stupidity. That's one of the benefits of having a video of myself available. It's really simple to see I don't have a KFC Zinger belly like you obviously do. And I get to see it regularly... since I do have a wife that I have a relationship with. Your relationship with the Palmer girls doesn't count so you have no active encouragement to keep in shape. I can imagine what you look like now. Balding, about 180lbs over your suggested weight for your height (with all those Zingers and other junk food you eat) and tobacco stained yellow teeth. And that was the point of the post I made... your quoted portion in no way could be understood to be a "joke". Maybe to you due to your lack of the ability to effectively use your native language in a written format, but not to most people.
  16. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1445._xfImport[/ATTACH] Gary, the only one that "gets" a "joke" in that is you. The sad emoji has no bearing on your "joke" statement since the alternative was that it has either rotted off or disappeared since due to being so long since the last time you saw it.
  17. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1444._xfImport[/ATTACH] Gary, please research what the below character indicates when used in a sentence structure and then get back to us. The character in question is ? Once you have figured that out, you will have much less difficulty understanding a simple sentence that is an interrogative. And why so sad? Did you lose it and then find it again and was disappointed because it was smaller than you remembered?
  18. 13511

    Hey Gary

    On a related note, was debating on getting a Telecaster but after listening to the Strat I tend to like it and the LP better than the Tele.
  19. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1442._xfImport[/ATTACH] Well then, if he's ball-less, then you must be both ball-less AND dick-less. And I see you have no reply to the basement sensitivity issue... so it is factual that you have lived most of your life in a basement?
  20. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1441._xfImport[/ATTACH] Banjo is currently used by said wife to learn. And poor Gary (literally). A hobby other than sitting at a computer all the time might do you some good. I'm sure you can get a decent cheap guitar from your local Goodwill equivalent, or maybe even checking with some local religious foundations to see if they would be willing to help you out. And, at least I've got the balls to post stuff like that. You, being a ball-less one won't do the same - but of course, that would encompass you having the items to take photos with. Heck, you can't even grab a simple selfie of you and your high end computer system to post. The one thing you DID post a picture of and claim to be yours turned out to be someone else and was used in a youtube video. And to top it off, you are apparently to stupid to realize that the "sound" is coming from the amp effects and NOT the playing/guitar. Also, very few houses in this neck of the woods have basements. We have attics and then some have storm shelters. Curious... did the basement question touch a nerve? If you read what you quoted carefully, you would be able to determine that the "you" is a general "public" you since I try not to speak in the third party much.
  21. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1440._xfImport[/ATTACH] Most people that hear it knows exactly what it is... as that is an iconic song. Of course, you would have to have been living somewhere other than a basement for the last 45 years or so to not have heard it. And yes, that Marshal has a lot of effects on it to learn - it was simply turned on as it came out of the box. If I had plugged into the Yamaha G50-210 it would have sounded very different as that's an 80's era amp that would be "era appropriate" for that song.
  22. 13511

    Hey Gary

    [ATTACH=full]1439._xfImport[/ATTACH] Now, let's have you post one of you playing your guitar.... Oh, that's right, you don't have one. And hopefully it did run the cats out of the neighborhood. Give my dogs a break from chewing on any they catch coming in the back yard. BTW, that is a main section of a valid song... Do yourself a favor and go to youtube and put in the search bar "Smoke on the water".
  23. 13511

    Hey Gary

    Oh, I could teach myself if I wanted... but we have a family member (distant) that is young and fairly fresh out of college and gives lessons to help with his income - so I'm more than happy to donate to him. It makes sure that I don't pick up any "bad habits" in playing or anything like that. Plus I'm just not learning tabs, I'm doing the full theory route so the "learning" is slower since you get more crammed into the 30 minutes than just playing tablature music. EDIT: I like my acoustics, but I do have to admit, that Les Paul I have is the bomb.
  24. 13511

    Hey Gary

    And I'm sure you started playing immediately on the level of Eric, Jimi, Richard or Eddie. And there's a little difference in what is in a teenagers head and an adults. Your head was almost as empty then as it is now. :innocent: Of course, I'm sure your playing was perfect also in style and whatnot and you immediately were able to read all sheet music and had full knowledge of music theory.
  25. 13511

    Hey Gary

    We shall see.. considering that I only picked up the guitar about 3 weeks ago (only on my 3rd lesson)... I'm actually not doing to bad. I am a lot better on the acoustic than the electric. That was my first "play time" with it and the amp.
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